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Just made the top listing on Buzzfeed. Not too bad.

But it still doesn’t beat this one, my all-time favorite:

In Cake No One Can Hear You Scream

For those of you who spent Valentine’s Day alone with your regrets — and ample amounts of Girl Scout cookies – fear not. There is someone for everyone, regardless of how much time you spend playing Super Mario Brothers, listening to the Parappa the Rapper soundtrack or alphabetizing your DVD collection. Take for example the case of two lovebirds who enjoy Alien so much that they hired Seattle’s Jet City Cakes to create them a wedding cake inspired by the flick. (Nothing says love more than a desert with two penis-looking monsters sticking out of it). If a pair of H.R. Giger freaks can find happiness, there’s hope for the rest of us. Until then, why not enjoy another box of Thin Mints while you dust off your Star Wars toy shelf? (Via Great White Snark)

Somewhere in the afterlife, Theodore Geisel is looking down and laughing his ass off.

With the public perception of Wall Street bankers being uncaring, unsympathetic raiders of the public trust who enrich themselves with bonuses while a growing number of Americans are losing their jobs and houses. Perhaps this wasn’t the wisest idea from an image standpoint. Not to say it wasn’t an honest and accurate one, so I guess there’s that, but still guys….

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