Pundit Country

The BBC released a new promotional pic featuring the 11th Doctor, Matt Smith and new companion Amy Pond. Take a look at this and tell me you’re not excited for this thing to finally air.

This is pretty damn cool, except for the big hole in the middle. If you’d add some tie fighters to the mix, though, you and your friends would have hours of fun! (from Gizmodo)

It’s not the full thing, it doesn’t fly on anti-gravity engines, and it doesn’t include lots of wookie hair, but I definitely like this 11 by 8-inch Millennium Falcon released at Toy Fair. Why? Because the damn thing FLIES.

The remote-controlled Falcon comes with a charging controller, all for $50.

In Cake No One Can Hear You Scream

For those of you who spent Valentine’s Day alone with your regrets — and ample amounts of Girl Scout cookies – fear not. There is someone for everyone, regardless of how much time you spend playing Super Mario Brothers, listening to the Parappa the Rapper soundtrack or alphabetizing your DVD collection. Take for example the case of two lovebirds who enjoy Alien so much that they hired Seattle’s Jet City Cakes to create them a wedding cake inspired by the flick. (Nothing says love more than a desert with two penis-looking monsters sticking out of it). If a pair of H.R. Giger freaks can find happiness, there’s hope for the rest of us. Until then, why not enjoy another box of Thin Mints while you dust off your Star Wars toy shelf? (Via Great White Snark)

Seriously, what the f*** is wrong with you? Is it that hard to discern what is actual news and what is tabloid garbage? I’ve never taken a single journalism class in my life and I don’t have these kinds of problems so what’s your excuse. I’d really like an answer. Go in the corner and think about. You’re getting a time out for this one.

“I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it too.”

-Conan O’Brien, soon to be the richest unemployed man in America

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