Pundit Country

There seems to be some confusion in all the rants you’ve been giving since your dad left public office. Please allow me to explain things in a way in which I hope you will understand.

This man:

is not this man:

We have been assuming that you would have figured this out by now. I mean it’s been almost 10 years, but sadly, with all your pronouncements in TV that terrorists are some sort of super criminal that normal courts and jails were unable to contain, I thought some clarification was in order.

Your welcome,

mardod

‘There is a theory among some in sports that SportsCenter has had this terrible impact on the fundamentals of sports because they highlight slam dunks and fancy passes,’ explains Pfeiffer. ‘The current media culture doesn’t reward getting things done in government. It rewards saying the most outlandish things.’

– The White House’s communications director Dan Pfeiffer explains the Obama administration’s “theory of how the news media work in this Internet age” in a Time magazine article.

h/t techPresident

Just made the top listing on Buzzfeed. Not too bad.

But it still doesn’t beat this one, my all-time favorite: